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Old 12-12-2007, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Alright Prick (You Little Turd), How About Some Role Play?

I haven't had a 4-0 week all season, and a 60% win rate is just good enough to be frustratingly mediocre by contest standards, so it's time to peak my mind in other ways. You have a sick imagination, so let's put you in what probably is an enjoyable scenario by your standards....


JJ's hand is on your ass, and he's squeezing. What's your next move?

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Old 12-13-2007, 01:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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my guess is that he should just stand up. Is that right? or is it he should tell him that he would rather be spanked? Who knows I cant wait to see the answer
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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sick!!!
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Old 12-19-2007, 09:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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biggy, you are strange fellow to say the least.....i think you're gonna be much happier if ya just embrace yer homosexuality instead of hiding in that closet. otherwise yer just a rifle and a tall building away from being on CNN. a few minor problems with your scenario: 1. you inherently make the assumption that jj gold is a real human being with a hand and the ability to use that alleged hand for ass squeezing. 2. it is virtually impossible to logically reply to any scenario you conjure up through your twisted fantasies when you have that incredibly boring old fag as your avatar. 3. most importantly, i think it is extremely germane to the discussion to uncover the truth as to the deepseated roots of your choices of jj's hand and my ass. i'm confident that Mr. Freud would have you as a lifelong client attempting to unearth the nature of your pyschosis.
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Old 12-27-2007, 06:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my girl says that she wishes i hadn't even looked at this thread
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