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Season Record: 17-14-1 (3)   Post Count: 578
Rot # Side Best Bet 150 Kentucky -2½   177 Kansas State PK X 194 So Mississippi -13½   214 Carolina Panthers +3

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damn, ain't none of you fools quit yet? i still got slap down 425 of you goons to get paid, but i reckon this card should run the table. still free to enter, still sponsored by BookMaker and SBR. nothing to lose but a little dignity,and if you had any of that you wouldn't be here anyway. good luck, losers, not like that'll help any of you retards.

What with it being the Holiday Season and so forth i've decided to turn over a new leaf. see, i got this anger-management issue i've been coping with, and i believe that with the help of my SBR family i can whup it once and for all. Boys, i've been mighty hard on a few of you and i'd like to make amends. this week feel free to take all the shots you want, don't be shy, don't worry 'bout retribution. therapy for me, see, and good for all yer bruised inner children. you can rob me, you can starve me, you can beat me, and you can kill me.....just don't bore me.

Kentucky -2.5 this here is a little test of how i been livin' lately. see, i ain't got a Vol game right on either side in about 4 years. this is like litmus paper for my soul, i'll get my report card for the afterlife on the outcome of this game. i love the 'Cats in this spot. (you may see that again somewhere soon)
this one is a track meet and the boys in blue finish with 40+ points. that puts me square in the winner's circle, a clear testament to the fact that i been livin' right.

K-State PK unintentional, but true, we got us a little motif workin' here. again, i love the 'Cats in this spot. they been drug the last three in a row, flat out trounced. this game they need BAD to finish at .500 on the season. don't over-think this one, it all boils down to strength of conference and schedule. the WAC is 0-15 on the season against BCS conferences and that trend continues here. the Bulldogs ain't beat a decent team all year long, and they ain't gonna start this week.


So. Miss -13.5 no 'Cats here, so much for artistic license. kinda breakin' one of my few rules about laying chalk with a crappy team, but at least its a crappy home team. these Arkansas State Indians needed all 60 minutes last week to squeek past mighty North Texas, just an example of the quality wins this team has piled up. So. Miss needs the win to ensure their 14th consecutive winning season, and they got the horses to make that happen. the Golden Eagles squash the Indians' plans for sweeping Conf USA, and do so convincingly enough to get me a cover.

Carolina +3 back to the 'Cats, talk about over-playing yer hand. this ain't so much a testament to Carolina's prowess as it is a reflection of just how terrible the 'Aints have become. Panthers have beaten NO about 7 times in a row. now they're a home dog? gimme them points, i'll cash this ticket without even feeling like i stole somethin. if yer dumb enough to bet the NFL, at least be smart enough to play home dogs.

that's all the time i got for you boys, i just got an e-mail from Kofi Annan, the Secretary General of the United Nations which is gonna make me a fortune. i'm mighty thankful for the time we've been able to spend together bonding, and i hope that all you sad and pathetic bastards living in a hovel and eating Top Ramen are gracious enough to be thankful as well. mostly i'm thankful that i ain't gonna have to share my cash with anybody next week

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Rot # Side Best Bet 199 Denver Broncos +2   202 Cincinnati Bengals +2 X 209 Seattle Seahawks -3   215 Washington Redskins +3

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Rot # Side Best Bet 137 Wake Forest -1   140 NC State -2   143 Clemson -2½   190 Stanford -4 X

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Rot # Side Best Bet 186 Boston College -14½   207 Houston Texans +3   217 San Francisco 49ers +10½ X 220 San Diego Chargers -9

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Rot # Side Best Bet 127 South Florida -10½   187 Virginia Tech -3½   190 Stanford -4   222 New England Patriots -22½ X

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Season Record: 11-16-1 (-7)   Post Count: 41
Rot # Side Best Bet 129 Connecticut +17   131 UTEP +19½   209 Seattle Seahawks -3 X 219 Baltimore Ravens +9

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Season Record: 17-13-2 (0)   Post Count: 229
Rot # Side Best Bet 160 UCLA +1   188 Virginia +3½ X 190 Stanford -4   204 Jacksonville Jaguars -7½

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Rot # Side Best Bet 134 Kansas -2   154 BYU -4   187 Virginia Tech -3½ X 190 Stanford -4

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Rot # Side Best Bet 133 Missouri +2   159 Oregon -1 X 201 Tennessee Titans -2   209 Seattle Seahawks -3

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Season Record: 13-18-1 (-3)   Post Count: 6
Rot # Side Best Bet 129 Connecticut +17   134 Kansas -2 X 143 Clemson -2½   164 Georgia Tech +3½

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