[The Prick]

i'm in a foul mood, back in the States, hungover and hopped up on Maxwell House and Marlboros. for the record, yer American coffee tastes like ass. anyhow, some of you taint-lickers have been gettin' pretty froggy lately so i gotta slap ya back down to turd size. don't pretend you got the intellect to interpret my wisdom, i'm like a superior being compared to alla you hydro-encephaletics. tried to be nice and make you squares some money this week, but it don't much seem like any of ya got the appropriate gratitude. enough of the preamble, time to fire for effect.....

Illusion dammmit, son, you got the whole world as yer stage and a chance to communicate with a fackin' legend, and that's all you got, "good luck"???? i expected better, happy dancing spot dude.

champs rhetorical questions about hypothetical skills don't cut it, skippy. you never had any

gamblin'Michelle ain't counting you out, never counted you in. you pretty much plain don't count period. best regards, TP

wormie yer screen name says it all, i ain't sending you fak-all you fackin vulture

merciful if by great you mean 1-3, than you are spot-on. raise yer expectations Corky

InsideBungholeJay how refreshing it is to see a shmuck toutin' himself on his first entry. that just never happens. you talked me inta throwin' some dough at yer picks, tosspot

toomuch yeah, we're all on the edge of our seats fer that one. if they do that makes yer card a solid 2-2.

ironhorsey i swear on my left nut that if you write that one more time i will throw the Mook in on yer picks fer life. don't jack with the Mook, it's the most powerful jinx on earth

vanman, tranman, wankstain you are obviously cryin' out fer help, some kinda intervention. this advice is for your own good: take off yer momma's underpants, let the air outta yer inflatable sheep, stop diggin' through yer own fecal matter and using it to paint the walls of yer basement, and most importantly quit following me around.

zikky lemme finsish yer sentence for ya....you wanted Michigan to pass you around in the showers and penetrate all of your orifices with surgical precision.

swifty you lazy little girl, i give you $200 and you reply with that??? i'm done with you, you lost all yer Prick Privileges.

elliot90210 nope. even if you win, i'm gonna donate yer little $100 check to that Eating Disorder Clinic in Tory Spellings name.

mrmark and the funky bunch uhm, no you delusional crack-pot, you actually really suck balls.

hippygrifter is that freedom rock? turn it up dude....get a haircut and take a shower you throwback.

sabanymammy got awful quiet over there in yer little corner. maybe 'cause its obvious that you are CRAP at this?

TedStickle, Fudgecical, whatever who's that broad in yer picture? she's kinda hot, 'cept fer the floppy weiner growin' outta her pumpkin

joeygat/joeyslats/jjgold/compacdiq thanks, pal, hope you win something this week. what with this being the last week i pay anybody and all.....

BigBollocks-bouncin'-off-yer-chin thats a nasty image you've conjured up there Dolores. you are truly a weird little man

robertschroeder don't you play qb fer the Raiders? you cost me a dime last week, you fargin' albatross.

moonie im heading back that way the week after next. before ya ask, no i ain't gonna meet ya at a gaybar.

tomasha don't you go worrying yer pretty little head none, Princess. i got a check with yer name on it way down here in my pocket.....further.....further

oldthreads whaddya that frog from them cereal commercials? come up with some new material before next week or yer fired. oops, you don't work here.

cokakula just add the part about leaving yer ass above ground so i got somewhere to park my Hog when i bring ya flowers. NOW class is dismissed.

bradlyesnyder i ain't forgot about you yet, Vanilla Ice. got any checks lately wanker?

mikey191 that ain't all the chalks, kid, i'd have taken three more if they'd of let me. you always ask questions when somebody gives you a gift?

patsy3peters you come up with that all by yerself or did ya plagiarize the wall at yer favorite homo peepshow joint?

rayell i personally knew the Prickster, and you, sir, are no Prickster. i'll sue yer ass fer copyright infringement, quit using my material CarrotTop.

cabo maybe you oughta drink more BEFORE you make yer picks, damn drunk. you suck!

theseer uhm, nope. prolly sumthin about bird asses or bird crap.

williebee never had you figgered fer a pillow-biter, but why else woud ya use the word "alas"???? kinda explains why yer always droppin' change in the office i guess

imgv quit beggin' son, i used to kinda like you. don't think i ain't seen them threads about me you started in the Patty Bateman Memorial Private Zone. i ain't above diggin' up the past gyno, don't jack with me.

gummo i've had all i can stands, and i can't stands no more.....for the love of humanity, man, who the hell is the hot chick in yer avatar???? you are a cruel bastage.

adriano hey smurf negro, you need my mailing address for that bottle of whiskey? i ain't forgot yet.

zackcim hey, are you that dude from saved by the bell? oh, how the mighty have fallen. i got you pegged as 1-3, screech

bigdog see, yer about as useless as on a boar hog, skippy. ya can't pick winners, ya can't hook me up with hot chicks, ya prolly couldn't cop a feel if ya fell in a barrel of . i tried callin, pay yer bills.

sean glad ta see you remembered to enter, i ain't above lifting yer wallet on a forfeit. you better have my cash in escrow someplace

razzeal work on yer shtick there, Jerry Lewis. ya sound like a Dunkin' Donut commercial, i bet yer a cop.

hugowhackoff you have been warned about that avatar, but i changed my mind....she is starting to kinda give me a chubby.....you ever get her to poo in a cup?

i gotta do this more often, its a cathartic experience. i laughed, i cried, i heaved a nut.....thats all the time i got fer you losers, don't forget to thank me fer the checks i'm sending out this week.

best regards,

TP

[vanman]

Glad to see your back dickshit.
For the record what`s wrong with wearing your mothers lacy panties and having a blow up sheep,i`ve heard you do.

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by vanman

Glad to see your back dickshit.
For the record what`s wrong with wearing your mothers lacy panties and having a blow up sheep,i`ve heard you do.

you English fellers got plenty of real sheep around, why you bother with a blow-up? safe sex, prolly

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by vanman

Glad to see your back dickshit.
For the record what`s wrong with wearing your mothers lacy panties and having a blow up sheep,i`ve heard you do.

speakin' of records, there, Tranny, this one bring back any memories?

"Here in my car, I feel safest of all.....". guess you must be doin' aweright with the royalties from that deal

[BigBollocks]

I knew I could make your head spin with that one Monsieur Prick.

I'm sorry it's not sophisticated enough stateside for your eloquent preferences, Lord Farquaad

[vanman]

I`ve also heard you fat retarded gringos prefer to shag your donkeys,i suppose you can`t help making an ass of yourself.

[jeffreyklwhip]

lol i thought this was funny they need more things like that but wats with the sheep and **** u prick

[The Prick]

tranny, you should get yer ears checked, you hear way too much stuff wrong

[hippygriff]

keep coming with the insults i love it this is freedom rock turn it up dude

[The Prick]

bb- you played the Shrek card? you just lost all yer cool points.

hg- ain't you tired of lentil soup yet, hippy? get a job and eat a steak. vote fer Hillary so you can get that Woodstock museum built

[Hugo Whacket]

my girl says if you bring her a bowl of cream gravy she'll let you watch her plow. you are a nasty, nasty man

[swifty]

swifty you lazy little girl, i give you $200 and you reply with that??? i'm done with you, you lost all yer Prick Privileges

My little girl had her sweet 16 party over the weekend so I need to cash in on some cash the next couple of weeks. and she use that money for college she put in $100.00 of your cash in the bank. she said thanks for the cash.. next on her list is a new Car...OUCH.

[doncal]

wow, not so difficult to see where this fellow got his name from.

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by doncal

wow, not so difficult to see where this fellow got his name from.

nice touch, you friggin' ingrate....i just tore up yer check for winning, wiseguy.

best regards,

TP