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Season Record: 17-14-1 (3)   Post Count: 559
Rot # Side Best Bet 348 Boise State -33½   390 TCU -16½ X 398 Alabama -24½   402 Florida -34

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Christ, last week ALL dogs, this week ALL chalk. piles of chalk, mountains of chalk, plumb silly with the stuff, piled on me 'til i'm suffocating. these SBR fellows begged me to come back, and sweetened up my deal some where i get paid AND i let you whiney little goathumpers win my dough. i gotta get some job satisfaction outta this, so i got a new angle: officially starting this week it's FADE THE PRICK. just say thanks, ladies, and feel free to buy me a few drinks if ya ever make it down to the 506. i found this new dive here, run by the Family Guy, with over-priced booze but the service is bad enough to cover that, but i digress....

Like i said, i'm giving you wankers two gifts this week. first, i'm gonna let you sharp 'cappers split up my $1000 (now i got a welfare plan with SBR, paid NOT to win). and B.), i'm providing alla you fairies smart enough to figure it out FOUR damn fine picks. all college this week, you boys seem to be having enough success without my help pickin' winners in the NFL. looks like i'm gonna have to take the BookMaker Harley into the body shop to get some dings taken out, mebbe even fill the tank and change the plugs. Damn shame to give such a fine machine to one of you little girls, but the deck was stacked against me from the start. The TV is already back in the box, but i kinda spilled beer on the remote but it works if ya squeeze it real hard. one of you lame, slack-jawed yokels is also gonna win a trip to Vegas, don't let the shiny lights fool ya, its a cruel, cruel city......enough nonsense, time for the fun part: touting up my FTP locks.

Boise State -33.5 boys, that is the biggest hunk of points i've ever laid in my life. this is an in-state rivalry, geographically-wise, and these teams play every friggin' year for no apparent reason. pay attention here, poo-jammers, i'm gonna learn ya something right quick: the theme this week besides "chalk" is "look-past". write that down if ya know how, you'll prolly see it again soon. BS is gettin' on a plane about 6 minutes after this game is over for it's biggest game of the year at Hawaii. think these fellers really will bring the wood for four quarters here? against their poor cousins from the projects? defensively the Vandals are absolute garbage, and offensively they are completely impotent. BUT in the 4th quarter, when that crazy blue field is covered with band-queers on defense and cheerleaders playing offense for BS, Idaho finds a way to cover. take this one to the bank, squares.


TCU -16.5 looka here, boys, another big ol' wad of home chalk. they don't call 'em the Runnin' Rebs for nothing. UNLV takes the air outta the ball and eats enough clock to make this one close. this ain't gonna be no barn-burner, and the scoreboard will prolly get a little dusty from non-use. TCU wins, not much doubt on that account, but this is TOO many points. don't overthink this one, just remember who gave it to ya. impress all yer drunk frat-boy pals with yer superior handicapping skills and cash a winning ticket with UNLV


'Bama -24.5 quick test fer you braniacs: anybody remember that part about "look-past"? extrapolate that concept as it applies to this game.....prolly got you making the cat- face and hemorhaging from the ears, but one or two of you wise-guys mighta figgered this one out. hint: think Auburn.....some of the magic has worn offa Saban over the last two weeks, but he's smart enough not to tip his whole hand on this one. the biggest game of his coaching career (seriously) is next week. the Tide ain't covered a number this big in years, and ain't gonna do it here.


Florida -34 ok, so this is now officially the biggest slab of chalk i've ever eaten. this is the biggest nut the 'Gators have had to cover all year, and conveniently enough also the most points Fla Atl have gotten all year. i call BS, no way Florida covers. only hitch in my master-plan for hanging a donut this week is the Tebow factor. they gotta pad his numbers this week to get him in the Heisman running. hopefully after runs fer 3 scores and passes for 4 scores, the depleted Gator defense gives up the backdoor cover.

I kinda like this new deal i got. The upside ain't quite as nice, but the money is steady. I get paid WHEN i lose now, so i might just as well make some friends among you chronic mastubaters. don't be shy, step up and Fade The Prick, everybody is a winner

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Fade The Prick, everybody is a winner! i got a new cardboard sign all printed out "will give you winners for booze"

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Season Record: 18-9-1 (10)   Post Count: 18,034
Rot # Side Best Bet 320 Michigan State +3 X 345 Iowa State +27   364 Mississippi +19½   395 Northwestern +13½

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Season Record: 5-6-1 (-3)   Post Count: 59
Rot # Side Best Bet 388 Minnesota U +14 X 416 Cincinnati Bengals -3   425 Carolina Panthers +9½   427 NY Giants -3

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Season Record: 18-11-3 (4)   Post Count: 0
Rot # Side Best Bet 408 Minnesota Vikings -5½   411 Pittsburgh Steelers -9 X 418 Philadelphia Eagles -10   422 Dallas Cowboys -10½

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Season Record: 8-10-2 (-4)   Post Count: 124
Rot # Side Best Bet 322 Cincinnati U +6   331 Tulsa -15 X 366 Georgia -7½   375 Maryland +7½

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Season Record: 11-16-1 (-10)   Post Count: 10
Rot # Side Best Bet 317 North Carolina +10   325 Purdue -2   337 Mississippi St +11½ X 363 LSU -19½

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Season Record: 14-12-2 (4)   Post Count: 0
Rot # Side Best Bet 336 Air Force -11   358 Navy -15   387 Wisconsin -14 X 422 Dallas Cowboys -10½

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Season Record: 14-17-1 (-3)   Post Count: 29
Rot # Side Best Bet 321 West Virginia -6   354 Rice -1½   385 Louisville +7   403 San Diego Chargers +3 X

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Season Record: 9-22-1 (-17)   Post Count: 0
Rot # Side Best Bet 350 Notre Dame -6   403 San Diego Chargers +3   405 Kansas City Chiefs +14½   407 Oakland Raiders +5½ X

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