[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Sun 12/11 261 Tampa Bay Buccaneers +4.5
10:00 AM 262 Carolina Panthers -4.5
Carolina is The Prick's best bet

Sun 12/11 263 New England Patriots -3.5
10:00 AM 264 Buffalo Bills +3.5

Sun 12/11 265 St Louis Rams +6.5
10:00 AM 266 Minnesota Vikings -6.5

Sun 12/11 267 Chicago Bears +6
10:00 AM 268 Pittsburgh Steelers -6
The Prick has the Bears

Sun 12/11 269 Oakland Raiders -2.5
10:00 AM 270 New York Jets +2.5

Sun 12/11 271 Indianapolis Colts -7.5
10:00 AM 272 Jacksonville Jaguars +7.5

Sun 12/11 273 Houston Texans +6.5
10:00 AM 274 Tennessee Titans -6.5

Sun 12/11 275 Cleveland Browns +11.5
10:00 AM 276 Cincinnati Bengals -11.5

Sun 12/11 277 Washington Redskins -3.5
01:05 PM 278 Arizona Cardinals +3.5

Sun 12/11 279 New York Giants -7.5
01:05 PM 280 Philadelphia Eagles +7.5

Sun 12/11 281 San Francisco 49ers +15.5
01:05 PM 282 Seattle Seahawks -15.5

Sun 12/11 283 Miami Dolphins +13
01:15 PM 284 San Diego Chargers -13

Sun 12/11 285 Baltimore Ravens +14
01:15 PM 286 Denver Broncos -14

Sun 12/11 287 Kansas City Chiefs +3
01:15 PM 288 Dallas Cowboys -3
The Prick has the Chiefs

Sun 12/11 289 Detroit Lions +6
05:30 PM 290 Green Bay Packers -6

[darkghost]

Guess we won't have anymore NCAA games unless it falls on a Sat.

[Illusion]

Originally Posted by darkghost

Guess we won't have anymore NCAA games unless it falls on a Sat.

Correct, only weekend bowl games will be posted.

[The Prick]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.....sorry, boys, no two-card winners. The ol' Prick finally pulled a no-hitter out of his bag of tricks, and it only took 13 weeks or so. The boys at CRIS said they weren't gonna pay me 'til after they got the winner's list from Illusion, then they had the balls to laugh when I told 'em there weren't any winners. Water under the bridge, ladies, looks like I got a little cheese to chum the water up this weekend. Anyhow, congrats to those sharps who managed to tie me, the rest of you squares get the usual treatment. If any of ya wanna waste some more of yer time trying to get in my pocket, this deal is still free, still hosted by SBR, and CRIS is still gonna pay ya if ya win.......I'm feeling benevolent, so I gotta warn ya that I'm on a roll (7-1-1 the last 3 weeks, but who's counting), and I'm pretty sure nobody gets paid next week. Down to da Prick's Picks:
Carolina -4.5 Best Bet Man, the Bucs are still my guys, but Carolina OWNS them, and that last matchup at Raymond James stadium wasn't near as close as the final score. Panthers win by at least one TD, and I got strippers on speed dial with a fresh subscription of glaucoma medicine in my stash, er, medicine cabinet
Chicago +6 These Bears ain't pretty to watch, but with that "D" they ain't gonna have to be too pretty. Steelers got punked out by the girlie Bangles, this week get smashed in the mouth by Urlacher and crew. Don't much care who wins this thing, but if it's the Steelers it's by less than the nut. I love to see that Cowher idiot pout with that huge goofy snow-plow chin......Did I mention that my case of Bushmills single-malt Irish just got delivered?
Kansas City +3 KC ain't that great, but the Cowboys don't beat anybody by more than 3. The Chiefs offense will wear down da 'boys "D", and probably win the game by at least a 3-spot. By my calculations, this oughta be the NFL lock of the week.....but KC already boned me twice this season, so I'll just take the points to the bank. There they are, girls.....follow the trend and hop all over those big favorites, it don't matter to me since i'm going perfect again this week.

[goldengoat]

colts -7.5 best bet
pats -3.5
raiders -2.5


*random tidbit: chi and kc will be the only SU dogs to win this week

[picantel]

Oakland Raiders -2.5 BB
Indianapolis Colts -7.5
Washington Redskins -3.5

[TheGuesser]

Jags +7.5(Best Bet)
Titans -6.5
Cards +3.5

[aceking]

Indianapolis Colts -7.5 Best Bet

New York Jets +2.5
Houston Texans +6.5

[Todd]

New England -3.5 BB
Oakland -2.5
Giants -7.5

[icepick]

CINN -11.5 bb
DENV-14
DETROIT +6

[begolf25]

Redskins -3.5 BB
Titans -6.5
Packers -6

[screamformelongbeach]

Rams +6.5 BEST BET
Ravens +14
Dolphins +13

[fixxer]

New England Patriots -3.5 (BB)
Detroit Lions +6
Indianapolis Colts -7.5

[slacker00]

269 Oakland Raiders -2.5 (BB)
276 Cincinnati Bengals -11.5
266 Minnesota Vikings -6.5

[Aces]

New England -3.5 BB
Titans -6.5
Colts -7.5