Beat "The Prick" Contest Week 13 Sponsored by CRIS.....ENTER HERE

Illusion · 11-29-2005, 11:42 AM

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

Illusion · 11-29-2005, 11:43 AM

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.

Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

Only sides, no totals

Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

Illusion · 11-29-2005, 11:43 AM

Sat 12/3 205 Louisville -15
04:45 PM 206 Connecticut +15

Sat 12/3 207 Army +5.5
11:30 AM 208 Navy -5.5
The Prick's best bet is Navy

Sat 12/3 209 UCLA +21.5
01:30 PM 210 USC -21.5

Sat 12/3 211 San Diego State +3.5
08:00 PM 212 Hawaii -3.5

Sat 12/3 213 Colorado +28
10:00 AM 214 Texas -28
The Prick has Texas

Sat 12/3 215 LSU -1.5
03:00 PM 216 Georgia +1.5
The Prick has Georgia

Sat 12/3 217 Tulsa +2
09:00 AM 218 Central Florida -2

Sat 12/3 219 Florida State +13.5
05:00 PM 220 Virginia Tech -13.5

Sat 12/3 253 West Virginia -9
04:30 PM 254 South Florida +9

Sat 12/3 255 Middle Tenn St -7
04:00 PM 256 Florida Intl +7

Sun 12/4 221 Buffalo Bills +4
10:00 AM 222 Miami Dolphins -4

Sun 12/4 223 Cincinnati Bengals +3
10:00 AM 224 Pittsburgh Steelers -3

Sun 12/4 225 Houston Texans +8.5
10:00 AM 226 Baltimore Ravens -8.5

Sun 12/4 227 Tennessee Titans +15
10:00 AM 228 Indianapolis Colts -15

Sun 12/4 229 Jacksonville Jaguars -3
10:00 AM 230 Cleveland Browns +3

Sun 12/4 231 Dallas Cowboys +3
10:00 AM 232 New York Giants -3

Sun 12/4 233 Green Bay Packers +7
10:00 AM 234 Chicago Bears -7

Sun 12/4 235 Minnesota Vikings -2.5
10:00 AM 236 Detroit Lions +2.5

Sun 12/4 237 Atlanta Falcons +3
10:00 AM 238 Carolina Panthers -3

Sun 12/4 239 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3
10:00 AM 240 New Orleans Saints +3

Sun 12/4 241 Arizona Cardinals -3
01:05 PM 242 San Francisco 49ers +3

Sun 12/4 243 Washington Redskins -3
01:05 PM 244 St Louis Rams +3

Sun 12/4 245 New York Jets +10
01:15 PM 246 New England Patriots -10

Sun 12/4 247 Denver Broncos -1
01:15 PM 248 Kansas City Chiefs +1

Sun 12/4 249 Oakland Raiders +11
05:30 PM 250 San Diego Chargers -11

Illusion · 11-29-2005, 12:57 PM

Week 13 lines are up.

HAPPY BOY · 11-29-2005, 04:44 PM

man, the pricks had 2 good weeks I hope his big head fits thru the door so he can get to his computer! I've had 3 great weeks and have beaten the prick or tied his ass and still can't get the C-note, but I will this week...... Alright ladies and gentlemen and now a real PRICK hisssssss hissssssss P.S. How do you like my avitar Prick thats my nephew when we took him to a strip club and he saw his first set of

! He's the true HAPPY BOY

The Prick · 11-29-2005, 07:39 PM

Sorry I'm late, boys, da Prick got a whole group of irons in the fire. Congrats to all you sharps who dug in my pocket by hanging up a perfect week, but i betcha most of you cats were hammerin' nails on that Texan OT meltdown. The rest of you squares can kiss my ass. You all get another shot at da Prick starting now, so slap your girly little picks back up this week and hold yer breathe hopin' to get paid. Still hosted by SBR, and CRIS still pays ya with my dough if ya luck out and beat me.......
Navy -5.5 BEST BET Does Army have a claim to fame? Navy ain't a bad team, and the Middies have made the boys from West Point their personal bitches for years. This year is more of the same.
Texas -28 I'd bet the farm on this number at anything under 35. If i were touting for a living I'd sell this as the NCAA 25 star LOCK of the season. Dust off your mantle, Vince, you're gonna need room for that crazy-looking trophy.
Georgia +1.5 Can anybody explain why the 'Dogs are getting points in this game??? Man, LSU ain't impressed me yet this season. I'm on Ga in a big way, so even if somehow CRIS gives away my paycheck I can win a little jiggly-room dough.
That's all the time I got for you this week, boys. Maybe I'll be able to share more wisdom with ya next week, but who knows? Thanks for keeping my place warm, Happy Boy, but that don't mean i dig ya like BGD does.....

TheGuesser · 11-29-2005, 10:13 PM

Titans +15 (Best Bet)
Packers +7
Chiefs +1

juuso · 11-30-2005, 01:20 AM

UCLA +21.5 (best bet)
San Diego Chargers -11
Miami Dolphins -4

Illusion · 11-30-2005, 01:40 AM

Florida State +13.5
Colts -15
Packers +7 (Best Bet)

darkghost · 11-30-2005, 02:22 AM

FSU +13.5 BB
So Fla +9
Hawaii -3.5

picantel · 11-30-2005, 07:34 AM

Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3 BB
Arizona Cardinals -3
West Virginia -9

Aces · 11-30-2005, 09:42 AM

UCLA +21.5 Best Bet
Central FL -2
West Virginia -9

sjelveh · 11-30-2005, 10:55 AM

jack -3 best bet
ucla +21.5
vickings -2.5

sergfro · 11-30-2005, 01:37 PM

Prick, since you said if you were a tout you'd have -28 texas your 25 star game of the year...why didnt you put it as your best bet?

Lenny · 11-30-2005, 04:27 PM

West Virginia -9
Kansas City Chiefs +1
Miami Dolphins -4 (best bet)

Brick Tamland · 11-30-2005, 05:12 PM

Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3
Arizona Cardinals -3
West Virginia -9 BB

fixxer · 11-30-2005, 07:18 PM

Detroit Lions +2.5 (BEST BET)
Cincinnati Bengals +3
Sun 12/4 247 Denver Broncos -1