[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Sat 11/19 309 Boston College -2.5
09:00 AM 310 Maryland +2.5

Sat 11/19 311 Purdue -13
10:00 AM 312 Indiana +13

Sat 11/19 313 Missouri +1.5
11:00 AM 314 Kansas State -1.5

Sat 11/19 315 Northwestern -14.5
09:00 AM 316 Illinois +14.5

Sat 11/19 317 Minnesota U +4.5
09:00 AM 318 Iowa -4.5

Sat 11/19 319 Central Michigan -3.5
09:00 AM 320 Ball State +3.5

Sat 11/19 321 Duke +24
10:00 AM 322 North Carolina -24

Sat 11/19 323 Cincinnati U +19.5
09:00 AM 324 South Florida -19.5

Sat 11/19 325 Kentucky +27
09:30 AM 326 Georgia -27

Sat 11/19 327 LSU -16.5
04:45 PM 328 Mississippi +16.5

Sat 11/19 329 Vanderbilt +11
09:30 AM 330 Tennessee U -11

Sat 11/19 331 Ohio State -3
10:00 AM 332 Michigan +3

Sat 11/19 333 Temple +27.5
10:30 AM 334 Navy -27.5

Sat 11/19 335 Eastern Michigan -6
10:30 AM 336 Buffalo U +6

Sat 11/19 337 Mississippi St +14
11:00 AM 338 Arkansas -14

Sat 11/19 339 Oklahoma +7
09:00 AM 340 Texas Tech -7
The Prick has Texas Tech

Sat 11/19 341 Syracuse +34.5
11:30 AM 342 Notre Dame -34.5

Sat 11/19 343 Oklahoma State +2.5
11:00 AM 344 Baylor -2.5

Sat 11/19 345 Central Florida -11
12:00 PM 346 Rice +11

Sat 11/19 347 Idaho +30.5
12:00 PM 348 Boise State -30.5

Sat 11/19 349 Nevada -10
12:00 PM 350 Utah State +10

Sat 11/19 351 Washington State -3
12:15 PM 352 Washington U +3

Sat 11/19 353 Alabama +7
12:30 PM 354 Auburn -7

Sat 11/19 355 Penn State -7.5
01:00 PM 356 Michigan State +7.5

Sat 11/19 357 Utah +11.5
12:00 PM 358 BYU -11.5

Sat 11/19 359 East Carolina +6
01:30 PM 360 Marshall -6

Sat 11/19 361 UAB +7.5
03:00 PM 362 UTEP -7.5

Sat 11/19 363 New Mexico State +6.5
03:00 PM 364 San Jose State -6.5

Sat 11/19 365 Oregon State +13
03:45 PM 366 Oregon -13

Sat 11/19 367 Tulsa -14.5
11:00 AM 368 Tulane +14.5

Sat 11/19 369 Clemson -2
04:00 PM 370 South Carolina +2

Sat 11/19 371 California -4.5
04:00 PM 372 Stanford +4.5

Sat 11/19 373 Colorado State -14.5
01:00 PM 374 UNLV +14.5

Sat 11/19 375 Virginia Tech -7
09:00 AM 376 Virginia +7

Sat 11/19 377 Air Force +13
11:30 AM 378 New Mexico -13

Sat 11/19 379 Memphis +7.5
05:30 PM 380 So Mississippi -7.5

Sat 11/19 381 Wyoming +7.5
05:00 PM 382 San Diego State -7.5

Sat 11/19 383 Fresno State +23
07:15 PM 384 USC -23

Sat 11/19 385 Middle Tenn St +17
10:00 AM 386 NC State -17

Sat 11/19 387 Arkansas State +7
09:00 AM 388 Army -7

Sat 11/19 425 Ul Monroe -4.5
04:00 PM 426 North Texas +4.5

Sat 11/19 427 SMU +12.5
03:00 PM 428 Houston U -12.5

Sat 11/19 429 Georgia Tech +17.5
04:45 PM 430 Miami Florida -17.5

Sun 11/20 391 Carolina Panthers -2.5
10:00 AM 392 Chicago Bears +2.5

Sun 11/20 393 Jacksonville Jaguars -4.5
10:00 AM 394 Tennessee Titans +4.5

Sun 11/20 395 Indianapolis Colts -4.5
01:15 PM 396 Cincinnati Bengals +4.5
The Prick's best bet is the Colts

Sun 11/20 397 New Orleans Saints +10
10:00 AM 398 New England Patriots -10

Sun 11/20 399 Arizona Cardinals +9.5
10:00 AM 400 St Louis Rams -9.5

Sun 11/20 401 Tampa Bay Buccaneers +6
10:00 AM 402 Atlanta Falcons -6
The Prick has Tampa Bay

Sun 11/20 403 Oakland Raiders +6
10:00 AM 404 Washington Redskins -6

Sun 11/20 405 Detroit Lions +8
10:00 AM 406 Dallas Cowboys -8

Sun 11/20 407 Philadelphia Eagles +6
10:00 AM 408 New York Giants -6

Sun 11/20 409 Miami Dolphins +2
10:00 AM 410 Cleveland Browns -2

Sun 11/20 411 Seattle Seahawks -12.5
01:05 PM 412 San Francisco 49ers +12.5

Sun 11/20 413 Buffalo Bills +10.5
01:15 PM 414 San Diego Chargers -10.5

Sun 11/20 415 New York Jets +12.5
01:15 PM 416 Denver Broncos -12.5

Sun 11/20 417 Pittsburgh Steelers -4
10:00 AM 418 Baltimore Ravens +4

Sun 11/20 419 Kansas City Chiefs -6.5
05:30 PM 420 Houston Texans +6.5

[Illusion]

Week 11 lines are up.

[picantel]

Can I take over for the Prick? At least there will be some competition.

[kdmfox]

Originally Posted by picantel

Can I take over for the Prick? At least there will be some competition.

The Prick is a non factor ... You have to worry about the rest of us ... Aside from that, you would be an upgrade in talent from that loser.

[mad]

Gentlemen, Gentlemen.
That really is no way to treat the man responsible for giving us all a C note each and every week. We should say thanks Prick. Keep up the good work.

[The Prick]

You fellas are awful spiteful, particularly considering how much of that CRIS dough i've let ya take outta my pocket. Farging Ingrates! I even saw some cheap bastards whining about SBR and CRIS only shelling out 2 dimes a week....HEY, Stupid! GET MORE RIGHT and ya won't have to sweat the tie-break. I reckon I'd rather have let you buzzards take my check fair and square then let my old lady buy jewelry with it anyway......Damn, da Prick got took to the woodshed last week. I knew i was gonna take it in the shorts when a couple of you braniacs liked one of my picks.....talk about a jinx! Every damn time I flipped channels to one of my games bad kharma kicked my team in the ghoulies. But i got no time to jack with you squares, i got a sweet deal in the works. Don't worry, you superstitous degenerate punters will get all the details shortly.......for now, on to the LOCKS. (Still free, still hosted by SBR, still paid by CRIS, and ya still get no bonus points for being a whiney, snotty little girl if ya lose).
TEXAS TECH -7 Yeah, Stoops got famous in Lubbock. Yeah, the Sooners have beaten up on Tech for years. Yeah, that Yosemite Sam lookin' mascot is mighty gay.......don't matter. Tech bounces back after a TERRIBLE week and gets some self-respect.
Indianapolis -4.5 Can you say "over-rated"? The home team with the crazy uniforms don't like to get tackled too hard, and the Colts "D" brings the licks. This'll be the biggest bargain on Indy for the rest of the season, so I'm taking it away from you Einsteins.(BEST BET)
Tampa Bay +6 See, look how a team benefits from "The Curse of da Prick"......Little Chrissy Simms grew up a piece against a decent defense last week, and the Bucs defense OWNS Mike Vick. 'nuff said, take the points all the way to the bank. Awe-right, girls, step on up and take yer shot at da Prick's wallet. I'll have some breaking news tomorrow on my latest business venture...

[bigboydan]

hey prick, why don't you stop your fvcking whining and start winning. oh thats right. you don't know how to win, much less know how to pick a winner, you fudge packing flamming homo

[The Prick]

BBD, i'm sensing some hostility there....must be from repressing your homosexuality for so many years.......you were doomed from the start, i mean, seriously, how could a dude named "Big Boy Dan" not be a pillow biter? Come on outta that closet, Dan, you'll like yourself so much better when you embrace the fact that ya love hairy nuts bouncing off yer chin......

[bigboydan]

why don't you stick that finger of yours straight up your ass. i'm straight as an arrow you mofo.

shouldn't you be feeding your wife at the local zoo right about now

[tacomax]

Originally Posted by bigboydan

i'm straight as an arrow you mofo.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by tacomax

[picantel]

Kansas City Chiefs -6.5
Carolina Panthers -2.5 BB
Northwestern -14.5

[Aces]

Kentucky +27 Best Bet
Clemson -2
Mississippi State +14

[juuso]

Clemson -2 (Best Bet)
New York Giants -6
Denver Broncos -12.5