[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Sat 11/5 309 Michigan State -5
09:00 AM 310 Purdue +5

Sat 11/5 311 South Florida +3
09:00 AM 312 Rutgers -3

Sat 11/5 313 Boston College -4.5
09:00 AM 314 North Carolina +4.5

Sat 11/5 315 Temple +35
12:30 PM 316 Virginia -35

Sat 11/5 317 Minnesota U -13
09:00 AM 318 Indiana +13

Sat 11/5 319 Iowa -2.5
09:00 AM 320 Northwestern +2.5
Northwestern is "The Prick's" best bet

Sat 11/5 321 Wake Forest +9
10:30 AM 322 Georgia Tech -9

Sat 11/5 325 Vanderbilt +19.5
04:15 PM 326 Florida -19.5

Sat 11/5 327 Duke +31.5
10:00 AM 328 Clemson -31.5

Sat 11/5 329 Western Michigan -4
10:00 AM 330 Eastern Michigan +4

Sat 11/5 331 No Illinois -2.5
10:00 AM 332 Central Michigan +2.5

Sat 11/5 333 Bowling Green -11
11:00 AM 334 Kent +11

Sat 11/5 335 Tulane +13
10:30 AM 336 Navy -13

Sat 11/5 337 South Carolina +4
11:00 AM 338 Arkansas -4

Sat 11/5 339 Akron -3
11:00 AM 340 Ball State +3

Sat 11/5 341 Texas A&M +16
11:00 AM 342 Texas Tech -16

Sat 11/5 343 Buffalo U +27
11:00 AM 344 Miami Ohio -27

Sat 11/5 345 Tennessee U +8
11:30 AM 346 Notre Dame -8

Sat 11/5 347 BYU -12
12:00 PM 348 UNLV +12

Sat 11/5 349 New Mexico State +34
12:00 PM 350 Boise State -34

Sat 11/5 351 Wyoming +2.5
12:00 PM 352 Utah -2.5

Sat 11/5 353 Louisiana Tech -7.5
12:00 PM 354 Utah State +7.5

Sat 11/5 355 Rice +8
12:00 PM 356 SMU -8

Sat 11/5 357 Texas -28
12:00 PM 358 Baylor +28

Sat 11/5 359 Oregon State -3.5
12:30 PM 360 Washington U +3.5

Sat 11/5 361 Illinois +34
12:30 PM 362 Ohio State -34

Sat 11/5 363 Kansas State +7.5
12:30 PM 364 Iowa State -7.5

Sat 11/5 365 Missouri +11
12:30 PM 366 Colorado -11

Sat 11/5 367 Nebraska -1
12:30 PM 368 Kansas +1

Sat 11/5 369 Army +10.5
12:30 PM 370 Air Force -10.5

Sat 11/5 371 Miami Florida +6.5
04:45 PM 372 Virginia Tech -6.5

Sat 11/5 373 California +2
12:30 PM 374 Oregon -2

Sat 11/5 375 Wisconsin +10.5
12:30 PM 376 Penn State -10.5

Sat 11/5 377 Auburn -22
10:00 AM 378 Kentucky +22

Sat 11/5 379 Hawaii +5
01:00 PM 380 Nevada -5

Sat 11/5 381 Houston U -2.5
03:00 PM 382 Central Florida +2.5

Sat 11/5 383 UCLA -9.5
03:00 PM 384 Arizona U +9.5

Sat 11/5 385 Stanford +34
07:00 PM 386 USC -34
"The Prick" has Stanford

Sat 11/5 387 Alabama -16.5
12:30 PM 388 Mississippi St +16.5

Sat 11/5 389 Colorado State +7
04:00 PM 390 TCU -7

Sat 11/5 391 Arizona State -2.5
02:00 PM 392 Washington State +2.5

Sat 11/5 393 NC State +13
12:30 PM 394 Florida State -13

Sat 11/5 395 Tulsa +9
06:00 PM 396 UTEP -9

Sat 11/5 397 San Jose State +33
06:00 PM 398 Fresno State -33

Sat 11/5 399 Florida Atlantic +3
12:30 PM 400 Troy State -3

Sat 11/5 401 Florida Intl +10.5
01:00 PM 402 Ul Monroe -10.5

Sat 11/5 403 Arkansas State +5.5
02:00 PM 404 Middle Tenn St -5.5

Sat 11/5 405 UL Lafayette -4.5
04:00 PM 406 North Texas +4.5

Sun 11/6 407 Detroit Lions -1.5
10:00 AM 408 Minnesota Vikings +1.5
"The Prick" has Detroit

Sun 11/6 409 San Diego Chargers -6
10:00 AM 410 New York Jets +6

Sun 11/6 411 Tennessee Titans +3
10:00 AM 412 Cleveland Browns -3

Sun 11/6 413 Oakland Raiders +4.5
10:00 AM 414 Kansas City Chiefs -4.5

Sun 11/6 415 Chicago Bears -3
01:05 PM 416 New Orleans Saints +3

Sun 11/6 417 Cincinnati Bengals -3
10:00 AM 418 Baltimore Ravens +3

Sun 11/6 419 Carolina Panthers -1
10:00 AM 420 Tampa Bay Buccaneers +1

Sun 11/6 421 Houston Texans +13
10:00 AM 422 Jacksonville Jaguars -13

Sun 11/6 423 Atlanta Falcons -1.5
10:00 AM 424 Miami Dolphins +1.5

Sun 11/6 425 New York Giants -10.5
01:05 PM 426 San Francisco 49ers +10.5

Sun 11/6 427 Seattle Seahawks -4
01:05 PM 428 Arizona Cardinals +4

Sun 11/6 429 Pittsburgh Steelers -6
01:15 PM 430 Green Bay Packers +6

[aceking]

at least he can't do worse this week !

[picantel]

hurry up prick. My pet monkey is practicing his dart throwing in anticipation of your picks.

[Illusion]

I'm predicting a 2-1 week from The Prick, but he will probably lose his best bet.

[The Prick]

Awe-right, players, we're getting down to or get off the pot time. I can't say as I feel too bad about the stroking you girls gave da Prick last week.....looking down the list of winners i saw mostly law-abiding, church-going, straight-up citizens (and a few sick-ass degenerates that'd bet a cockroach fight). It don't look bright for this gig, although CRIS was kind enough not to send over the finger repo-men. I always land on my feet, and I'm working on this "Curse of da Prick" angle. Sorta like the opposite of a tout, you superstitious degenerate losers pay me to curse a team one way or the other. Not like curse 'em to make their hair fall out, or to kill 'em, just to make sure the chips fall the right way to get yer cover. Need references? Ask Northwestern, or Texas, or just about anybody else I called a lock......Down to business, sharps. Still free to enter, still hosted by SBR, and CRIS still pays if ya win.
Northwestern +2.5 (BEST BET) For the record, that QB oughtta have "Brunswick" tattooed on his stones, cuz that kid has a pair. The whole second half against Michigan he's running for his life and all his receivers are playing nekkid twister looking for reasons not to get thumped. In case you ain't paying attention, the week after I make a team my best bet, they are money in the bank. SBR John chimed in like da Prick is his favorite charity, and outta the kindness of his heart he tossed me a scooby snack. That boy ain't right.
Stanford +34 No let down for this Cardinal team after managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against UCLA last week. The team with the highest SAT scores in the PAC 10 keeps this game respectable, and USC never gets close enough to this number to get me worried.
Detroit -1.5 The Lions suck, but the Vikings sucked even before they quit last week. Not that they were much with robo-QB Daunte, but they're much less without him. Minnesota mails it in for the rest of the season, waiting on the new coach. And there, punters, are the picks that break yer hearts. I'm feeling SOLID this week, and if I happen to get slapped around like Mike Tyson's ex-wife, no problem. I got the copyright paperwork in for "da Curse of da Prick" and should be ready to accept credit card payments by next week.

[picantel]

Minnesota U -13 BB
Texas Tech -16
San Diego Chargers -6

[moses millsap]

Damn, took my two favorite college plays.

[fixxer]

Sun 11/6 429 Pittsburgh Steelers -6 (BEST BET)
Sun 11/6 427 Seattle Seahawks -4
10:00 AM 420 Tampa Bay Buccaneers +1

[smoothsuave]

Nice picks fixer,
Mine are

Seattle Seahawks -4 BB
Pittsburgh Steelers -6
San Diego Chargers -6

[Max Levine]

Notre Dame -8 (Best Bet)
Oregon -2
Wisconsin +10.5

Max

[TheGuesser]

Titans +3
Saints +3
Falcons -1.5

[TheGuesser]

Originally Posted by TheGuesser

Titans +3
Saints +3
Falcons -1.5

Best Bet Titans +3

[moses millsap]

Ohio State -34 (BB)
Miami Ohio -27
Penn State -10.5

[denn333]

NFL Best Bet Green Bay +6
NFL Carolina +1
NFL New Orleans + 3