Beat "The Prick" Contest Week 8 Sponsored by CRIS.....ENTER HERE

Illusion · 10-25-2005, 12:10 PM

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

Illusion · 10-25-2005, 12:11 PM

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.

Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

Only sides, no totals

Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

Illusion · 10-25-2005, 12:11 PM

Sat 10/29 107 Purdue +15
12:30 PM 108 Penn State -15

Sat 10/29 109 Indiana +18.5
09:00 AM 110 Michigan State -18.5

Sat 10/29 111 Wisconsin -19.5
09:00 AM 112 Illinois +19.5

Sat 10/29 113 Cincinnati U +5
09:00 AM 114 Syracuse -5

Sat 10/29 115 Clemson +3
09:00 AM 116 Georgia Tech -3

Sat 10/29 117 Maryland +17
12:30 PM 118 Florida State -17

Sat 10/29 119 Oklahoma +1.5
09:00 AM 120 Nebraska -1.5

Sat 10/29 121 Wake Forest -14
09:00 AM 122 Duke +14

Sat 10/29 123 So Mississippi +6.5
09:00 AM 124 NC State -6.5

Sat 10/29 125 Mississippi +20
09:30 AM 126 Auburn -20

Sat 10/29 127 Utah State +34
12:00 PM 128 Alabama -34

Sat 10/29 129 Colorado -8
09:30 AM 130 Kansas State +8

Sat 10/29 131 Iowa State +10.5
09:30 AM 132 Texas A&M -10.5

Sat 10/29 133 Miami Ohio -23
10:00 AM 134 Temple +23

Sat 10/29 135 Toledo -8.5
10:00 AM 136 Central Michigan +8.5

Sat 10/29 137 Ohio -4
10:30 AM 138 Buffalo U +4

Sat 10/29 139 Kent +7
11:00 AM 140 Western Michigan -7

Sat 10/29 141 Central Florida +2.5
11:00 AM 142 East Carolina -2.5

Sat 10/29 143 Air Force +6
12:00 PM 144 BYU -6

Sat 10/29 145 UTEP -20
03:00 PM 146 Rice +20

Sat 10/29 147 Ohio State -4
09:00 AM 148 Minnesota U +4

Sat 10/29 149 Navy +5.5
12:30 PM 150 Rutgers -5.5

Sat 10/29 151 Georgia +4
12:30 PM 152 Florida -4

Sat 10/29 153 Washington State +29
12:30 PM 154 USC -29

Sat 10/29 155 North Carolina +20
12:30 PM 156 Miami Florida -20

Sat 10/29 157 Texas -37
12:30 PM 158 Oklahoma State +37

Sat 10/29 159 Ball State +28.5
01:00 PM 160 No Illinois -28.5

Sat 10/29 161 Akron +13.5
01:00 PM 162 Bowling Green -13.5

Sat 10/29 163 UCLA -7.5
03:30 PM 164 Stanford +7.5

Sat 10/29 165 TCU -6.5
05:00 PM 166 San Diego State +6.5

Sat 10/29 167 Washington U +16.5
03:30 PM 168 Arizona State -16.5

Sat 10/29 169 Missouri -5
10:00 AM 170 Kansas +5

Sat 10/29 171 Mississippi St PK
04:00 PM 172 Kentucky PK

Sat 10/29 173 Fresno State -12.5
04:00 PM 174 Hawaii +12.5
"The Prick" has Hawaii

Sat 10/29 175 San Jose State +18.5
04:00 PM 176 Louisiana Tech -18.5

Sat 10/29 177 Michigan -3
04:00 PM 178 Northwestern +3
"The Prick's" best bet is Northwestern

Sat 10/29 179 Texas Tech -11.5
04:00 PM 180 Baylor +11.5

Sat 10/29 181 South Carolina +13.5
04:45 PM 182 Tennessee U -13.5

Sat 10/29 183 Marshall +1.5
04:00 PM 184 Tulane -1.5

Sat 10/29 185 Idaho +5.5
05:00 PM 186 New Mexico State -5.5

Sat 10/29 187 Arizona U +8.5
01:00 PM 188 Oregon State -8.5

Sat 10/29 189 Nevada +21
03:30 PM 190 Boise State -21

Sat 10/29 191 Troy State +3
02:00 PM 192 UL Lafayette -3

Sat 10/29 193 Middle Tenn St -8
03:00 PM 194 Florida Intl +8

Sat 10/29 223 North Texas +44
05:00 PM 224 LSU -44

Sun 10/30 195 Washington Redskins +2
10:00 AM 196 New York Giants -2

Sun 10/30 197 Green Bay Packers +9
10:00 AM 198 Cincinnati Bengals -9

Sun 10/30 199 Chicago Bears +3
10:00 AM 200 Detroit Lions -3

Sun 10/30 201 Minnesota Vikings +8
10:00 AM 202 Carolina Panthers -8

Sun 10/30 205 Arizona Cardinals +9
10:00 AM 206 Dallas Cowboys -9

Sun 10/30 207 Cleveland Browns +2
10:00 AM 208 Houston Texans -2

Sun 10/30 209 Miami Dolphins +2
01:05 PM 210 New Orleans Saints -2

Sun 10/30 213 Kansas City Chiefs +6
01:05 PM 214 San Diego Chargers -6

Sun 10/30 215 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -11
01:15 PM 216 San Francisco 49ers +11

Sun 10/30 217 Philadelphia Eagles +3.5
01:15 PM 218 Denver Broncos -3.5
"The Prick" has Philadelphia

Sun 10/30 219 Buffalo Bills +9
05:35 PM 220 New England Patriots -9

Illusion · 10-25-2005, 01:41 PM

Hey Prick, week 8 lines have been up for two hours now.

Senator7 · 10-25-2005, 01:55 PM

He's probably still passed out at the titty bar...or the gay bar!

Senator 7

Aces · 10-25-2005, 02:19 PM

Come on Prick post em up.

Illusion · 10-25-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator7

He's probably still passed out at the titty bar...or the gay bar!

Senator 7

I guess so, lol. He is never this late.

smoothsuave · 10-25-2005, 04:35 PM

Im thinking he is going to post in about two hours from now.

The Prick · 10-25-2005, 05:03 PM

When the hell did they start closing bars at 2am???? I made it home from the nudey bar with CRIS money in my pocket, and that warm glow i always get from contributing to my favorite charity (the Prick's "LapDances for Books and Tuition" since all strippers are working their way through law school). I wake up bright and early this afternoon, see my Caddy parked across the lawn, rinse the cat-

taste outta my mouth with a very nice single-malt Irish, and life is good......RIGHT UP to the point where i cruise into this dump to do my job and find out you HOMOs have been questioning my choice in rides and my sexual orientation all weekend. After all the money i've let SBR take outta my pocket to pay you rubes, this is what i get for thanks? Well, Nellies, the gloves are coming off, and it'll be a cold day in hell before any of you punks beat this Prick again. Congrats to SBR Sean, whoever he is, since he has the privilege of getting smoked in the finals of that RX 'Capping deal by yours truly, not that any of you ingrates would notice...... I got no more time to waste with you squares, here we go.
Hawaii +12.5 Senator 7, this one's dedicated to you. I noticed you cracking on my picks last week since they were all favorites, and seem to recall taking my Va Tech lock down to make you happy. Your CRIS money from this week got stuffed into the garter a 21 yr old CHICK dressed up in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit......man, what is it about those little plaid skirts? Of course, since you prefer the "alternative lifestyle" strip clubs you probably can't relate.
Northwestern +3 In keeping with the home dog motif......NW is a ballsy team, even moreso at home. I only hope they're tough enough to defy the curse of da Prick. Michigan is on the verge of packing it up for the year, and ending Iowa's 20-year home win streak last week only made the Wolverines postpone the end of their season by a week. Wish i'd have been smart enough to ride this team a little sooner, i wouldn't have missed my CRIS paycheck so much when you sharps were slapping me around. BEST BET
Philadelphia +3.5 These Eagles make no sense, and they've managed to fool the ol'Prick twice this season, but this is a good play. Denver has been getting it done with smoke and mirrors all season long, and may actually win this game, but it ain't gonna be by more than a fieldgoal. If McNabb's mama keeps him stocked up with chunky sirloin, he holds off the altitude-related oxygen depletion gig and throws the ball about 54 times. I know my picks ain't exactly logical this week, girls, but i'd rather be lucky than good. Ya know, I gotta think this week i'm both, and there's gonna be plenty more g-strings in my future. Still free to try, and all you "solid" fellas who beat me get paid by CRIS.

Aces · 10-25-2005, 05:13 PM

Utah State +34 best bet
Washington State +29
Mississippi +20

picantel · 10-25-2005, 05:20 PM

Cincinnati U +5 BB
Mississippi St PK
Utah State +34

Max Levine · 10-25-2005, 05:25 PM

Oregon State -8.5 (best bet)
Western Michigan -7
SF 49ers +11

Max

smoothsuave · 10-25-2005, 05:47 PM

UCLA -7.5 BB
Nebraska -1.5
UTEP -20

aceking · 10-26-2005, 01:56 AM

is "the Prick's" best bet Philadelphia +3.5 or Northwestern +3 ???

don't type when you are drunk .

Razz · 10-26-2005, 02:06 AM

He normally posts it after his writeup, so I'm pretty sure its NW.

juuso · 10-26-2005, 03:43 AM

New York Giants -2 (best bet)
Mississippi +20
Georgia Tech -3