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Season Record: 11-5-0 (6)   Post Count: 227
Rot # Side Best Bet 151 Texas -6½   153 Wisconsin -6 X 209 San Diego Chargers -5   234 Cincinnati U -1½

The Prick's message to the Multitudes:

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Hot damn, boys, ain't no place like home! My ol' lady looks better than she ever did, I ate enough steak to put a dent in our national strategic beef reserve, and i guzzled enough Shiner Bock to ensure a succesful Q4 fer their stock holders. Say what you want about the US, but here is just a whole lot better than it is anywhere else. I got a few more days of high-level negotiations here before i head back south, but at least i got a fat envelope fulla C-notes waiting for me at the CRIS building. Ain't too many of you girls calling fer my head after last week. Come to think of it, some of my most vocal "detractors" pretty much dried up. I ain't heard a peep from that Prick-Bot loser in a week or so, I reckon they still got him in moth balls. Sorry ladies, da ol' Prick is on a roll, and I aim to sweep again this week. This deal still don't cost nothing but the time you're gonna waste to enter, SBR is still running the show, and CRIS is still gonna pay any of you whores lucky enough to beat me

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Who's the braniac who decided 9AM was a good time fer a deadline?????? Heads are gonna roll over this deal, boys....I digress, lemme school you queers on how us professional handicappers make cabbage. Board looked thin to me, and with them home dogs barkin' in the NFL some of those nuts look to good to be true. NEWSFLASH: it's all rigged anyway, and if ya don't believe me TIVO the 4th Q of that Bears game again. Down to business so I can crawl back in the sack with my ol' lady:

Texas -6.5 Laugh all you wanna, Dolores, the 'Horns under a score is the right play here. Yeah, they're beat up. Yeah, the parking lot is gonna be plumb silly with John Deere tractors. Yeah, the 'Huskers are a decent team. The option is long gone, and the West Coast has found a home in Lincoln. That don't much phase me, Nebraska might just as well be a colony for the empire of Texas. Lay the wood, boys, this is money in the bank.

Wisconsin -6 They should think about changing the name of this school to Purue, cause there ain't no "D" in the whole state. Wisconsin got more than cheese curds and Harley Davidsons going for 'em this year. The Badgers swoop into Boilermaker-ville and leave carnage in their wake. I'd take this nut up to 14, to tell the truth, so this is the bluelight special of the week. Two road favorites in the NCAA might not be all that wise, but I love both these picks, 'specially since that SBR John "mush" tried to talk me out of 'em.

San Diego -5 NFL Home dog, ya say? Bad number, ya say? This game is always a war, ya say? Throw all that crap out the window. The 'Bolts are for real, they got all the bases covered. The Chiefs got nothing. There's a reason that Huard kid bounced around the league, and thats cause he sucks. KC is outmatched in all aspects of the game, and if the Chargers don't win by at least 8 then BGD'll line up to pass out salad-tossings for all you Forum rats.

Cincy -1.5 When did they start NCAA football on Sunday Nights? that's good stuff. the Bengals as a modest home favorite against any college team is a bargain, much less against a team like USF. Ooops, that ain't the Cincinnati Bengals? Cover me, i'm facked on this deal......i'm good. These Bearcats have played a tough schedule, and have managed to keep from being disgraced by some topshelf programs. That other team's claim to fame is playing Rutgers close. I lucked into this one, boys, USF don't travel well at all. That's all the time I got this for you sharps this week, i got moving and shaking to take care of. either that or a 6-week long list of "honey-do's". Life is good, so focus on the glass being half-full and ya won't have to cry when I scoop up all the loot again this week.

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Season Record: 9-5-2 (5)   Post Count: 244
Rot # Side Best Bet 213 New England Patriots -5   215 Pittsburgh Steelers -2   225 Denver Broncos -4½   228 Indianapolis Colts -9 X

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Season Record: 2-11-3 (-11)   Post Count: 1,618
Rot # Side Best Bet 159 Washington U +22½   183 Texas A&M +2   225 Denver Broncos -4½ X 231 Arizona Cardinals -3

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Season Record: 8-8-0 (-2)   Post Count: 0
Rot # Side Best Bet 157 Alabama +11½   184 Oklahoma State -2   212 Houston Texans +9½   231 Arizona Cardinals -3 X

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Season Record: 8-8-0 (0)   Post Count: 92
Rot # Side Best Bet 134 Notre Dame -13½   137 South Carolina -3½   145 SMU +6 X 223 Carolina Panthers +3

the boss's message to The Prick:

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i LOVE YOUR PICKS THIS WEEK. DON'T THINK YOU WILL BE GIVING OUT ANY CASH THIS WEEK

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Season Record: 10-4-2 (9)   Post Count: 6
Rot # Side Best Bet 111 Rutgers +6½   120 Ohio State -31   148 Michigan -13 X 196 New Mexico State +18½

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Season Record: 6-7-3 (1)   Post Count: 56
Rot # Side Best Bet 219 Philadelphia Eagles -5 X 222 NY Jets -3½   225 Denver Broncos -4½   232 Oakland Raiders +3

TheGuesser's message to The Prick:

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Good Luck Dick.

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Season Record: 8-6-2 (2)   Post Count: 3,208
Rot # Side Best Bet 212 Houston Texans +9½   216 Atlanta Falcons +2 X 223 Carolina Panthers +3   227 Washington Redskins +9

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