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Prick Bot · 10-03-2006, 04:03 PM

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 07:57 AM

Season Record:

4-4-0 (0)

Post Count:

213

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
158	Texas -4½
216	New Orleans Saints -6	X
222	Chicago Bears -10½
226	Jacksonville Jaguars -7

The Prick's message to the Multitudes:

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Damn, boys, i wasn't planning on having 20 greedy paws down in my pocket last week. I kinda figured on saving some cabbage with a 3-1 effort. Congrats to all you sharps who got paid, and the rest of you snivvelin' bastages can kiss my ass. I know you boys got sort of accustomed to me posting early, but i just got released from a weekend in captivity. See, the CRIS and SBR boys teamed up, and sorta kidnapped my ass, took me out deep into the sticks by some fackin' volcano. No TV, no whiskey, no herb, no sleep....nothing but friggin' monkeys hollerin' all night and a big ass lava lamp to read by. I'm thinkin' that if I'd have got shelled by 50 of you squares, the local folks woulda made BBQ outta da Prick's ass and that Prick Bot wanker woulda stepped in for the rest of the season. Dodged a bullet there, and back in the saddle for another week at least. Without further ado, lets get down to business...

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The Prick · 10-04-2006, 08:11 AM

Texas -4.5 They been playing this Red River Shootout deal for 100 years, but now they got footballs that inflate instead of rocks covered with cow asses. The Sooners owned the 'Horns for most of the last decade, but that Mack Brown chick got the monkey off her back last year for good. Oklahoma is "OK", but them Texas boys are gonna burn that dumb-ass covered wagon and defile all the broads with bonnets riding in the back. Easy money here, boys, UT wins this game by at least two scores.

Saints -6 I try not to take the same team back-to-back, cause da Prick knows some of you sensitive little ladies get yer feelings hurt, but this one was too simple to leave on the board. My wife called me from Tampa last week, said she made the 'Bucs squad as the 2nd string QB. Not even a week off could fix all the problems these Bucs have, and dem Saints fans are gonna blow the roof offa the SuperDome.....prolly not so hard to do, after that whole Katrina deal. I wonder if all the remodeling got the stench o' poo outta that joint?

Bears -10.5 Man, these Bears ain't no joke. That Grossman kid looks more like the real deal every week, and does that "D" remind anybody else of those "SuperBowl Shuffle" dudes? All they need is a white-boy who can't dance, a gay nickname for their RB, and a big, fat brotha named after an appliance and its Deja Vu all over again. You squares don't need me to break this one down for ya, money in the bank for anybody slick enough to hop on this bandwagon.

Jacksonville -7 Don't neither one of these teams make too much sense to me. My read has J-ville as being much better than their record, and the Jets being much worse than theirs. Either way, a TD ain't much of a nut to lay on a team that took two tough losses in a row. That wimpy ass Pennington kid is about due fer his annual season-ending injury, and the Jags got a chip on their shoulder. Wouldn't much surprise me if the final score was about 12-3, which is good enough to get me paid. That's all the time I got fer you buncha fairies, da Prick is on the loose in CR with a pocket full of loot and a candle that needs burnin' on both ends. If ya'll watch that Saints game, be sure to cheer fer my ol' lady when she drives the Bucs down the field for a meaningless score in the closing seconds

Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 08:16 AM

Season Record:

4-0-0 (5)

Post Count:

1

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
149	LSU -1½	X
151	Washington State -3
155	Washington U +20½
189	Tennessee U -2½

Noles2006's message to The Prick:

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Good luck, Prick...

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 08:39 AM

Season Record:

3-4-1 (-1)

Post Count:

1

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
118	Illinois -7½
159	Penn State -3
220	New England Patriots -9½	X
224	Carolina Panthers -8

loupix's message to The Prick:

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Gotta compliment ya, Prick (even though I don't really wanna)....the Saints should make Tampa Bay look like Temple....

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 08:52 AM

Season Record:

3-5-0 (-4)

Post Count:

197

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
156	USC -20½
175	Nebraska -7
210	Indianapolis Colts -18	X
217	St. Louis Rams -3

BrentCrude's message to The Prick:

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Prick,start picking your own selections and not using a service affiliated with Bet Cris making selections so we can beat you again.

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 09:04 AM

Season Record:

5-1-2 (5)

Post Count:

240

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
209	Tennessee Titans +18
214	Minnesota Vikings -6½
227	Kansas City Chiefs -3½
232	Philadelphia Eagles -2½	X

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 09:11 AM

Season Record:

4-4-0 (0)

Post Count:

1

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
116	Syracuse +7
124	Georgia Tech -14	X
172	Kentucky +7
232	Philadelphia Eagles -2½

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 09:24 AM

Season Record:

2-6-0 (-6)

Post Count:

278

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
137	Texas A&M -1½
144	Air Force -2½
161	Michigan State +15½
179	Missouri +4½	X

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Prick Bot · 10-04-2006, 10:15 AM

Season Record:

4-3-1 (3)

Post Count:

523

Rot #	Side	Best Bet
113	Purdue +11	X
135	Oklahoma State -2
138	Kansas +1½
153	Arizona U +12

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