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Old 09-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2006, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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306Iowa -8½ 
341Florida -3X
404Indianapolis Colts -13 
423New England Patriots -5 


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My best part of the Pricks Picks is his rant right before he makes his picks I.E Well looks like some of you lucky ladys took advantage of the Pricks 2-2 week 1 picks.. Well let me tell all you squares the old Prick's comming back hard this week (no pun intended)with a bottle of Bushmills, 3 hookers, a pack of lucky strikes and a perfect 4-0 week. He does it much better but u get the picture so without futher ado Here's The Prick...
Man, I love that Happy Boy cat, hes my own personal Ed McFriggin'Mahon...."HEEEEEERE's da Prick"! So last week that Magic 8-Ball deal hooked 50 of you pillow-biters up with enough anal-lube money to get ya thru the Village People Reunion Fiesta. I knew i was bent-over when legendary jinx SBR John hopped on my Tech Best Bet. That fackin' guy got a raincloud over his head like that "Badluck ShlepRock" dude from the Flintstones. So he's bustin' my balls wanting write-ups on my locks, like i got nothing better to do down here in CR than explain to you squares my 'cappin secrets. Don't he know most of you retards can't read? Besides, this joint got all kinds of free tout crap on the front page, right? da Man always got his foot on a brothas neck.....WTF did I pick again?
IOWA -8.5 This one look familiar? You forum rats should recognize this old-school throwback pick that went South for me last year. Tate whacked his punkin early in the game and thinks hes The Batman, and Iowa gets beat down by the Cyclones. This year Drew plays enough of the game to get some revenge and the Hawks win by at least 2 scores.
Florida -3 Tennessee gives up 281 yards rushing to the mighty Falcons???? and loses 2 key starters???? easy money here, boys, Florida ends it road woes, and about 100,000 inbred toothless Vol fans go back up onto RockyTop to drink moonshine.
Indy -13 call me square, call me chalky, just don't call me late for the party girls. Indy defense stifles Carr & Co., girly Peyton's arm gets tired from tossing TDs, and I roll up to the window to cash my winning ticket and head over to the jiggly room
New England -5 That Brady kid got Brunswick tattooed on his stones, the offense controls the clock, and we get a Patsy defense sighting for the first time. It's a bad number, but kiss my ass you heard it here first.
Thats all the time i can waste with you punters, i got plans. my "compound" here in CR is walking distance from the CRIS building, so I figgered I best put some effort inta this gig.....them Guidos could get here awful fast to bust up my hands, er, "discuss strategy".....I got glaucoma to cure, and whiskey to drink, not to mention the senoritas mas fina here in San Jose.


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409Detroit Lions +9 
419St. Louis Rams -3X
421Arizona Cardinals +7 
427Kansas City Chiefs +11 


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367Arkansas -6 
377Nebraska +19X
388Stanford -3 
419St. Louis Rams -3 


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340Pittsburgh U -2½ 
379Missouri -13½X
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327Akron -2 
390Hawaii -10½X
402Baltimore Ravens -12 
414Philadelphia Eagles -3 


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374Northern Illinois -23 
384Nevada -2½X
411Carolina Panthers -2 
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340Pittsburgh U -2½ 
417New Orleans Saints -2 
419St. Louis Rams -3X
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325Ball State +16 
372Auburn -3½X
384Nevada -2½ 
422Seattle Seahawks -7 


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355Texas -31X
394Alabama -24½ 
402Baltimore Ravens -12 
418Green Bay Packers +2 


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335San Diego State +14 
343Baylor +13 
384Nevada -2½X
428Denver Broncos -11 


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