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Old 09-19-2006, 05:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2006, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Boys, da ol' Prick is the kinda man to give credit where it's due, so congrats to all you sharps who beat me down last week. i got no problem playin' rich uncle, but i gotta admit i'd rather donate them C-notes to strippers one-at-a time...believe me, these Tica strippers show WAY more gratitude for Ben Franklins than them silicone drippin' American ones do.


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Old 09-19-2006, 07:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I figger i'll help you ladies out and post early, since the real deal starts this week. i wouldn't want nobody to miss their "Brad Pitt Fan Club" meeting 'cause they hadda handicap. We took them first two weeks to kick the tires on this gig and cruise it around the block some, now its out on the highway' and full speed ahead. Some a you ankle-grabbers seem to enjoy cracking on my picks, but a quick cross-reference between the "gun list" and the "winner's list" don't reveal too many of the same names. maybe some of you Wiley Coyote Super-Geniuses should spend a little more time on yer own sorry picks. I got booze ta drink, glaucoma to treat and porno ta watch, so down to the picks.....

Syracuse -6.5 Any team named after a color, 'specially a homo color like Orange has gotta be tough. straight off a win against Big10 stepchild Illinois to bust an 11 game losing streak, these boys extend their new streak to 2 at cellar-dwellar Miami (Ohio)'s expense. Anybody see the irony? last week Kent St. busted their 11 game cherry against this same buncha Redhawk losers

BC -7 this one don't need much analysis, particularly fer an expert like me. no-brainer, NC State flat out sucks a biggun. BC ain't gonna need help in OT on this deal, easy cover by at least 2 scores. weren't "the WolfPack" one of them homo boy bands, like the "backdoor boys" back in the 80's? OT, any of you CR bookies know where i can get a wee drop of Irish whiskey in this rain-soaked town?

Buffalo -5.5 this Bill's team don't know when they're 'sposed to lose, which means they got huevos. The Jets are atrocious, and got no hope of getting better this week. this # is a gift, i hadda take this one away from you girls. this one aint gonna be pretty, so don't bother watching if ya like end-zone dancing, offensive creativity, or any of the other gayer components of the game.

NY Giants +3.5 i got this patented 'capping strategy that involves the best dog of the week. Seattle ain't impressed me yet, and it ain't like they played anybody worth a sheit. It wouldn't much surprise me if Eli & Co. won this gig. but for me to hold on to my loot this week all they gotta do is cover the nut. that's all the time i got fer you squares, hope ya managed to learn something. a few of you real braniacs might should read this deal really slow and think real hard before ya bust my balls. nothing personal, girlfriends, but none of ya get in my pocket this week.

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