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Sean: Bring out the Prick.
Ganchrow: But the Prick's sleeping.
Sean: Well, I guess you're gonna have to wake him up now, won't you?

[Sean]

Originally Posted by ivyconniver

Sean: Bring out the Prick.
Ganchrow: But the Prick's sleeping.
Sean: Well, I guess you're gonna have to wake him up now, won't you?

LMAO ... just watched that again the other night.

ivyconniver and all other contestants ... please stand by ... The Prick may have had a bit of a rough night after his "meeting" with CRIS "management". I'm sure he'll get his picks in ASAP ... as soon as the swelling goes down.

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Season Record: 7-5-0 (1)   Post Count: 220
Rot # Side Best Bet 317 Wake Forest +4   391 Michigan -6 X 408 Dallas Cowboys -13½   424 Pittsburgh Steelers -7

The Prick's message to the Multitudes:

Originally Posted by The Prick

Boys, I got no time to burn messing with you squares. The ol' Prick is heading back to the USA, land of big steaks and wanker politicians. Seems like some of ya been lettin' the place go to hell since I been gone. Whats this horse-sheeyit I hear about you boys lettin' some law get passed trying to keep me from bettin' on football??? ain't that my God-given constitutional right??? which one of you HOMOs was asleep and let 'em pass that one???? next thing ya know, we'll be invadin' countries, lettin' Koreans make nukes, and banning smoking in bars.....who the hell is running the joint since I split? I digress, I gotta catch a plane, and some of you losers without lives/jobs/girlfriends/hobbies are lurking and waiting to get in the game.

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HOT DAMN! that 8-ball deal is back, but it don't look like it did me any justice.....guess I'd rather be lucky than good. reverse 'capping today, see, get told the picks then figger out why ta play 'em. da Prick don't back down when the going gets rough, so here they are.......

Wake +4 something kinda Satanic 'bout this 8-ball, first pick outta the gate is the Demon Deacons? Guess that's better than the 'Cocks. State has won a coupla BIG games in a row, but this Wake team is pretty scrappy. Solid D, run the ball well, not a bad combo. I'd like this pick better if Wake had won in Raleigh at least once in the last 20 years....I don't need a win, just a cover. This nut is prolly too big, so I ain't gonna bitch too much 'bout them disco Gold uniforms.

Michigan -6 Caught a break on this one, I like the Wolverines and LOVE the number. I predict Joe P does his best Gilbert Gottfried impression in the post-game. That guy is ok in my book, he graduates kids, they named half the buildings on campus after him, and he don't let 'em put their names on their jerseys. They're in a tough spot here, and the Lions get beat up on. side note: WTF is a "Nittany"?

Dallas -13.5 Christ, I hate the fackin' Cowboys more'n I hate shady, bible-thumpin' hypocrite politicians, but this is the play. Think anybody besides me remembers who Houston beat in their first-ever franchise game? The TEXANs ain't sacked a QB all season, and they can't stop the run. old-ass Bledsoe will throw for 3 scores out of his wheel-chair, and the 'Girls cover with ease. At least Carr gets to look up from the turf through the hole in that friggin' roof and ask God face-to-face why his team is so friggin' terrible.

Pitts -7 Hey, somebody tell me that Johnson kid ain't gonna play in this game! I know they got all kinds of new medical technology and so forth, but can they sew a dude's head back onto his neck in one week? That kid got 4 inches taller from the stretchin' he got at the end of that game last week. I'd like this number a whole lot better at 6, but ya get what ya pay for. Cowher can't be pleased, maybe he takes away the keys to Big Ben's Hog, maybe the Steelers show up for a change, maybe I get a cover......

Dammit, I already spent more time with you Fags then I had to spare. I got Munsoned last week out of a sweet paycheck, and congrats to you punters smart enough to get some of my dough. To the rest of this sausage-festival, I gotta quote my boy Cartman: "Screw You, I'm Going Home!"

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Season Record: 4-8-0 (-5)   Post Count: 157
Rot # Side Best Bet 367 Arizona U -3½   387 Kentucky +26½   390 USC -19 X 421 San Diego Chargers -10

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Season Record: 5-7-0 (-5)   Post Count: 167
Rot # Side Best Bet 315 Iowa -17½   327 Army +5   330 Navy -1   400 Memphis -11½ X

gummo's message to The Prick:

Originally Posted by gummo

Magic 8 balled it

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Season Record: 8-2-2 (8)   Post Count: 240
Rot # Side Best Bet 403 Cincinnati Bengals -6   411 Seattle Seahawks -3   415 Philadelphia Eagles -3 X 425 Oakland Raiders +15

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Season Record: 6-6-0 (-1)   Post Count: 0
Rot # Side Best Bet 332 Texas A&M +2½   340 Wyoming +4   348 Washington State +7½ X 366 Fresno State +4½

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Season Record: 5-4-3 (2)   Post Count: 55
Rot # Side Best Bet 406 Washington Redskins -10   415 Philadelphia Eagles -3   418 Baltimore Ravens -3   420 NY Jets -2 X

TheGuesser's message to The Prick:

Originally Posted by TheGuesser

Sorry Dick. I hear LJ is playing. Might not make a difference though. Pitt always stops the run.

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Season Record: 4-7-1 (-6)   Post Count: 198
Rot # Side Best Bet 333 Nebraska -10½ X 350 Georgia -13½   364 Oklahoma -19   398 Miami Florida -28

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Season Record: 3-4-1 (0)   Post Count: 9
Rot # Side Best Bet 406 Washington Redskins -10   412 St. Louis Rams +3   421 San Diego Chargers -10 X 426 Denver Broncos -15

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