Beat "The Prick" Contest Week 12 Sponsored by CRIS.....ENTER HERE

Illusion · 11-22-2005, 05:41 AM

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

Illusion · 11-22-2005, 05:42 AM

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.

Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

Only sides, no totals

Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

Illusion · 11-22-2005, 05:44 AM

Sat 11/26 123 North Carolina +23.5
09:00 AM 124 Virginia Tech -23.5

Sat 11/26 125 UAB -4.5
09:00 AM 126 East Carolina +4.5

Sat 11/26 127 Maryland +3
09:00 AM 128 NC State -3

Sat 11/26 129 Mississippi -3
11:30 AM 130 Mississippi St +3

Sat 11/26 131 Iowa State -2
09:30 AM 132 Kansas +2

Sat 11/26 133 Cincinnati U +13.5
10:00 AM 134 Rutgers -13.5

Sat 11/26 135 Marshall +11
11:00 AM 136 Memphis -11

Sat 11/26 137 UTEP -7
12:00 PM 138 SMU +7

Sat 11/26 139 Florida State +4.5
12:30 PM 140 Florida -4.5

Sat 11/26 141 Syracuse +36
12:30 PM 142 Louisville -36

Sat 11/26 143 Georgia -3.5
12:30 PM 144 Georgia Tech +3.5

Sat 11/26 145 South Florida -8.5
12:30 PM 146 Connecticut +8.5

Sat 11/26 147 Rice +17.5
01:00 PM 148 Houston U -17.5

Sat 11/26 149 Utah State -2.5
01:00 PM 150 New Mexico State +2.5

Sat 11/26 151 Tulane +21.5
12:00 PM 152 So Mississippi -21.5

Sat 11/26 153 Idaho +6.5
03:00 PM 154 San Jose State -6.5

Sat 11/26 155 Boise State -6.5
11:00 AM 156 Louisiana Tech +6.5
The Prick has Boise State

Sat 11/26 157 Tennessee U -9
10:00 AM 158 Kentucky +9

Sat 11/26 159 Virginia +18.5
05:00 PM 160 Miami Florida -18.5

Sat 11/26 161 Notre Dame -17.5
05:00 PM 162 Stanford +17.5

Sat 11/26 163 Fresno State -15
01:00 PM 164 Nevada +15

Sat 11/26 165 Arkansas State -2.5
11:00 AM 166 North Texas +2.5

Sat 11/26 167 Florida Atlantic +1
03:00 PM 168 Florida Intl -1

Sat 11/26 169 Middle Tenn St -8
04:00 PM 170 Troy State +8

Sat 11/26 199 UL Lafayette +3
12:30 PM 200 Ul Monroe -3

Sat 11/26 201 Oklahoma State +19.5
12:30 PM 202 Oklahoma -19.5

Sun 11/27 171 New England Patriots +3
10:00 AM 172 Kansas City Chiefs -3

Sun 11/27 173 Baltimore Ravens +9
10:00 AM 174 Cincinnati Bengals -9

Sun 11/27 175 Carolina Panthers -4
10:00 AM 176 Buffalo Bills +4
Carolina is The Prick's best bet

Sun 11/27 177 Chicago Bears +3
10:00 AM 178 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3
The Prick has Chicago

Sun 11/27 179 San Diego Chargers -3
10:00 AM 180 Washington Redskins +3

Sun 11/27 183 San Francisco 49ers +8
10:00 AM 184 Tennessee Titans -8

Sun 11/27 185 St Louis Rams -3
10:00 AM 186 Houston Texans +3

Sun 11/27 187 Jacksonville Jaguars -3.5
01:05 PM 188 Arizona Cardinals +3.5

Sun 11/27 189 Miami Dolphins +7
01:05 PM 190 Oakland Raiders -7

Sun 11/27 191 New York Giants +4.5
01:15 PM 192 Seattle Seahawks -4.5

Sun 11/27 195 New Orleans Saints -1.5
05:35 PM 196 New York Jets +1.5

picantel · 11-22-2005, 08:47 AM

come on prick kick your manwhores out of bed down at the days inn, jump in your gremlin, and make yer picks.

The Prick · 11-22-2005, 06:14 PM

Now THIS guy is friggin' hilarious! I don't mind taking a few shots, as long as they're funny, or at least spelled correctly. Thanks, HB, for making my job easy and writing my column for me.....I almost feel guilty about getting paid by CRIS this week(almost) Anyhow, this is what Happy Boy sez about da Prick:

"Good job winners, ill take your assess down this week. P.S Hey Prick when you make your little intro this week it should go a little like this:
Hi Im the prick and I suck donkey shit! Here are my picks (wait im typing using a straw cause Cris beat my hands to a stump) now that I made my picks all you squares take the other side. Thank my sorry ass for your winnings and if any of you have any charity take me to a strip club and buy my a shot and a lap dance. If not Im gonna blow my f**king sorry ass loser brains out! Thank You sharps and squares alike."

And now, the Prick's Picks (still free to play, still hosted by SBR, and CRIS still gives you my dough if ya win....)
Boise State -6.5 no crazy blue field, but they still roll.
Carolina -4 BEST BET I don't think i've picked right against the Bills all season, but since it's the holidays and all...
Chicago +3 Seriously, who thought these two teams would both have winning records this late in the season????? Bull Shit, yer a damn liar! The only lock this week is that I'll be passed out in my Lazy-Boy overdosed on turkey and football. Best wishes for Thanksgiving to all you squares

juuso · 11-22-2005, 06:29 PM

San Diego Chargers -3 (Best Bet)
Tennessee Titans -8
Rutgers -13.5

picantel · 11-22-2005, 07:23 PM

UTEP -7 BB
Georgia -3.5
St Louis Rams -3

newb411breaker19 · 11-22-2005, 09:04 PM

Kentucky +9 BB
UAB -4.5
Troy State +8

thanx for the heads up senator

Senator7 · 11-22-2005, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb411breaker19

Kentucky +9 BB
Boise State -6.5
Troy State +8

Can't use Boise St. this week because The Prick is on them. I was going to have them as my best bet this week too.

Senator7 · 11-22-2005, 10:22 PM

Week 12 Prickbusters

I usually like waiting till later in the week, but I just don't have that many plays this week that I really like so here goes:

NFL

Jacksonville -3.5 (BEST BET)

San Diego -3

NCAA

Iowa St. -2

Cincinnati @ -9 and Fresno St. @ -15 just missed the cut. I also like Georgia Tech @ +3.5. I had planned to use Boise St. as my best bet but The Prick ruined those plans. Not that you'll need it, but good luck to all this week and Happy Thanksgiving!

Illusion · 11-22-2005, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Prick

Now THIS guy is friggin' hilarious! I don't mind taking a few shots, as long as they're funny, or at least spelled correctly.

Quit taking shots at dan. He assures me that he is progressing through his sixth grade special ed class with flying colors.

JDK192 · 11-23-2005, 12:30 AM

San Fran +8
New Orleans -1.5 Best Bet
Washington +3

onlòóker · 11-23-2005, 02:44 AM

Iowa State -2 BB
Florida State +4.5
Georgia -3.5

pags11 · 11-23-2005, 03:35 AM

Notre Dame -17.5 BB
Florida St. +4.5
Georgia -3.5

Razz · 11-23-2005, 09:00 AM

BB - Seahawks -4.5
Jets +1.5
Troy +8

newb411breaker19 · 11-23-2005, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator7

Can't use Boise St. this week because The Prick is on them. I was going to have them as my best bet this week too.

damn, didn't even notice. thanks for the heads up senator, in that case here are my legitimate picks

Kentucky +9 BB
UAB -4.5
Troy State +8