[The Prick]

So here's the final deal: 1st that Dozer guy shit-cans my first couple of proposals, then some SBR wanker bean-counter "CFO" geek crawls up my nose with a bunch "where-as, wittnesseth, and there-to-for" crap, and finally SBR John kicks me around some with this straight-shooter "do the right thing" pitch.....bottom line, you girls who were sharp enough to beat the ol' Prick during the contest are all getting %100 silk, bonafide Tommy Bahama shirts, professionally embroidered with the SBR logo. Since all my assets are tied-up (slight liquidity problem), it looks like the 4K loan they floated me is in exchange for contractual "future considerations"....these boys all sound straight to me, so i'm pretty sure that ain't gonna be like the "jjgold blow an old man for cash" deal. the shirts are supposed to be ready to mail on Thursday, so you punters who live in the US should have 'em early nest week, just in time for the Star Trek convention yer all holdin' yer breathe for.