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Originally Posted by John Layfield
Last weekend I went 10-4, bringing my picks at this forum to a total of 21-14. That right that my friends is 60%. I have made a total of $743,488.45, given that my unit is a lot bigger than you peoples. I believe I deserve some respect. All I have done in this forum is post my winning picks, avoid confrontation from the haters who believe I am cheating, and consistently work on improving the morals of the forum. Unlike Buddy Bear, who posts poor money management skills, tries to sound smart and overcompensate for his shortcomings in the real world, and does not post his picks. Usually I do not require this, but I am asking all of my loyal subservient fans out there for a simple "Thank you, Mr. Layfield. You have come to save us from losers like Buddy and Pags (probably an item if you know what I mean, with buddy's constant ass kissing and 'I would rather lose every bet then not have Pags on this forum' type of stuff that he posts) and you are succeeding." I am also calling on my good friends Will, John and Dan to lift my ban. The punishment is over.I am ready to go back to the main forums. I have earned this. I DESERVE this.
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Mr. Layfield, i am positive that the below is what you meant to write but somehow it got lost in the translation so i've taken the liberty to correct a few of your typo's and posted what you actually really meant to write.
Last weekend I went 10-6 bringing my picks to a grand total of 14-20. That's right, a whopping 41%. I have lost a total of $380 because my "unit" is alot smaller than most of yours. Nobody respects me, (especially after I called out Willie B who immediately showed me up to be the liar I am). All I have done on this forum is consistently post losing picks to the tune of 41% winners, as well as changing my picks the day after the games are over to make it look like I know what I am doing. I've encouraged confrontation by calling people name after name, all the while vouching that I am this forums "moral police". Unlike Buddy Bear who may actually acknowledge a loss or two, i am unable to do this because i cannot accept my shortcomings in this world. Usually i do not require this but i beg of you all to "please please PLEASE" pretend my past posted winners were legit, as i need it to please my ego. I wish i could be more like Pags and others who actually try and explain their logic, but since i can't i have to resort to cheap "homosexual shots" at these guys to satisfy my ego. I'm calling on the people in charge here, Willie, Dan, John, who i'm sure are tired of my antics to ban me outright as i've even brought the quality of the private forum down. Ban me Please, I DESERVE THIS!
John Layfield