[John Layfield]

Last weekend I went 10-4, bringing my picks at this forum to a total of 21-14. That right that my friends is 60%. I have made a total of $743,488.45, given that my unit is a lot bigger than you peoples. I believe I deserve some respect. All I have done in this forum is post my winning picks, avoid confrontation from the haters who believe I am cheating, and consistently work on improving the morals of the forum. Unlike Buddy Bear, who posts poor money management skills, tries to sound smart and overcompensate for his shortcomings in the real world, and does not post his picks. Usually I do not require this, but I am asking all of my loyal subservient fans out there for a simple "Thank you, Mr. Layfield. You have come to save us from losers like Buddy and Pags (probably an item if you know what I mean, with buddy's constant ass kissing and 'I would rather lose every bet then not have Pags on this forum' type of stuff that he posts) and you are succeeding." I am also calling on my good friends Will, John and Dan to lift my ban. The punishment is over.I am ready to go back to the main forums. I have earned this. I DESERVE this.