Corn-holed! Stove-piped! Hornswaggled! Boys, da Prick got thumped last week, but that was no surprise. Every time that Senator7 fellow hops on my coat-tails and sez he likes my picks, I get a beating. What a farging albatross! No worries, though, I still got a week or two to stash away a little CRIS money for the winter.....all I gotta do is pick a couple of decent locks and keep that jinx offa my bandwagon. I'm getting back on track this week, and predict that i'll make it to over .500 before the season ends. If any of you punters enjoy wasting time, feel free to enter below. SBR still hosts this joint, CRIS still pays puts up the cash, and Illusion promises not to change any lines this week after I post my plays (NY Giants!). Here we go, ladies, the winning parlay card looks like this:
Bears -3 BEST BET Yeah, this is the third week in a row i'm on da Bears. True, they stroked me last week, but they're gonna run all over the dirty birds, and the best defense in the league bounces back after getting drove by the bus. Vick is gonna wish he had taken the day off before this one's over.
Seahawks -7 Does Holmgren's team have a reason to play? Even more important, doesn't Holmgren look like that fat-ass golfer? Don't matter much either way. Shaun Alexander scores at least twice in the first half before he gets to watch. The Tennessee Oilers are mailing it in, and Seattle wins going away.
Minnesota +3 True, the Vikes have been beating a group of scrubs in their current streak. Also true that i wrote them off as done a few weeks back. Nothing brings a team together like a big orgy on the lake where that Prince homo talked that hot chick into gettin' nekkid and purifying herself. I ain't picked this team right all year, and i'm pretty sure the Steelers are in the same boat. But 'tis the season, boys, and i been living right, so the curse of da Prick takes the week off, and i get paid.
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