Now THIS guy is friggin' hilarious! I don't mind taking a few shots, as long as they're funny, or at least spelled correctly. Thanks, HB, for making my job easy and writing my column for me.....I almost feel guilty about getting paid by CRIS this week(almost) Anyhow, this is what Happy Boy sez about da Prick:
"Good job winners, ill take your assess down this week. P.S Hey Prick when you make your little intro this week it should go a little like this:
Hi Im the prick and I suck donkey shit! Here are my picks (wait im typing using a straw cause Cris beat my hands to a stump) now that I made my picks all you squares take the other side. Thank my sorry ass for your winnings and if any of you have any charity take me to a strip club and buy my a shot and a lap dance. If not Im gonna blow my f**king sorry ass loser brains out! Thank You sharps and squares alike."
And now, the Prick's Picks (still free to play, still hosted by SBR, and CRIS still gives you my dough if ya win....)
Boise State -6.5 no crazy blue field, but they still roll.
Carolina -4 BEST BET I don't think i've picked right against the Bills all season, but since it's the holidays and all...
Chicago +3 Seriously, who thought these two teams would both have winning records this late in the season????? Bull Shit, yer a damn liar! The only lock this week is that I'll be passed out in my Lazy-Boy overdosed on turkey and football. Best wishes for Thanksgiving to all you squares
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