That's ghetto math.
In all seriousness, this guy is the real deal when it comes to evil people in bigtime athletics. A lot of athletes look bad under the media microscope, but Elijah would have looked bad even before the advent of any visual aids.
It will not surprise me in the slightest when he is arrested for aggravated manslaughter. Meanwhile, the Devil Rays are hoping he can keep putting up numbers so they can maintain their grip on 5th place (dead last) in the AL East.
"I've got to go. I've got a video game to finish."
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