Well, boys, i thought we were all getting along just fine. A little chest-beating, whining, and gloating is to be expected, on account of the fact that you sharps are trying to get in my pocket, and I gotta beat a group of ya to get a little cheese from CRIS....and that's ok. But one of you fairies crossed the line, and now it's personal. If i knew which one of you rat-bastards told my ol' lady about my Neteller account, and how I stash a little bread in there now and again on Mondays......I expect the "account adjustment agents" over at CRIS wouldn't mind helping me shake my loot outta yer hide. No school girl strippers, or Irish whiskey, or even any decent glaucoma medicine for da Prick this week, but Peg Bundy on my couch with the bon-bons got a nice chunk of ice around her neck......down to business, squares, with SBR still hosting this deal, and CRIS still paying all you Wayne Root wanna-be's......
Colorado -2.5 The Buffs lock up the sorry-ass Big 12 North and win the right to get slapped around by the 'Horns. Seriously, is that any way to motivate a team to win on the road? The 'Clones still suck, and they've hosed me twice this year, but not this time, I'm gold....(anybody catch the end of that Northwestern game last week?) Anybody tells ya they'd rather be good than lucky, they're a damn fool.
Chiefs +2 Are the Bills at this point in time 2 points better than anybody??? It sure ain't the Chiefs. Hell, I'd take +2 on my pink fuzzy slipper and zebra-striped robe wearing ball-and-chain against the Bills. No wonder these books are getting killed! This is money in the bank. (BEST BET)
Redskins -1 Kinda sad, really, how pathetic the 'Bucs have become. Maybe Gruden can get his little brother to QB this week? Final score is probably 5-2, but that's good enough to send me home with a little change in my pocket.....somebody remind me to re-negotiate my pay arrangements with CRIS, that woman don't need any more jewelry. And, boys, when da Prick hits 3-0 this week you can all thank that weasel who ratted me out.
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