Ivyconniver, clearly the "ivy" in your screen name implies you are very witty and attended an ivy league college such as harvard or yale. Your comments are also very enlightening. Yes, of course, I have several horses in my backyard, since I live in Kentucky (you know, the land of horses, the Derby, Keenland, horse auctions, and miles and miles of bluegrass farms), and I blow each and every one of them every morning before I go to work fixing Ford pick up trucks in my overalls, my sunburnt neck, my coppenhagen long cut that makes the permanent ring mark in the back pocket of my overalls, drink bourbon, not wiskey, from sun up to sun down, no teeth, didn't graduate high school, and make $6 an hour at my dead end job. I am barely capable of working this laptop wireless internet thing a ma giggy, because I suck horse cock first thing every morning. Did I mention I am 400 lbs, speak with a racous accent, and have never travelled outside of kentucky? OH, and my wife is raising our 9 kids on food stamps. She is 450lbs. Gosh, I guess I am a country bumpkin.
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Originally Posted by ivyconniver
No, i think he's to assume that since you live in KY you have an affinity for horse cack.
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