I can see all you buzzards circling over the dead-ass carcass of da Prick, waiting on the "Beat the Prick" weekly welfare check to hit your CRIS accounts.....don't you ladies go counting them chickens, as the old folks say. STICKO, STOCKO, SUCKO.....whoever that 8th year QB from WI was had a signed contract with Vince McMahon and the WWF, not to say the fix was in, or anything.....On a side note, I do appreciate all the "kind" words and consolation SBR John and Bill Dozer offered up, neither of which made up for them raping my CRIS check to pay "bonus" winners in a rule change. Da Prick starts the week in a big hole, and by God da Prick is gonna climb out and have a little cabbage in his pocket next Monday, so no more gum-beating and down to business:
Memphis +3.5 Mike Price should be able to find some hookers to run up his room service bill in Memphis the night before this one, and UTEP gets the ball shoved down their throats the entire second half. Freshman QB? No prob when your rushing at nearly 7 yards per clip.(Best Bet)
Tampa Bay -6.5 The Bucs made me a fortune a few years back, and after two seasons in hell look to return to the show. The Prick ain't above taking a sentimental trip down memory lane and skipping the coin-flip 'capping method in favor of the ball control/defense strategy.
Giants-3 Can the curse of the Prick hex a team two weeks in a row? The Giants D gotta be well rested after their week off last Sunday Night, and Eli returns to a sympathetic crowd. Not only that, but I gotta think if nothing else girly Mike Martz wastes both his challenges trying to review the coin toss.....
You're all lickin' yer chops more than Michael Jackson at a boy scout jamboree to get your wad of the free dough from CRIS,
but players be glad the entry fee is still NADA, 'cuz that's how many of you sharps are getting in my pocket this week......
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